Write a review about miami vice, but (I shall talk cock until the real review is done) viami mice was showing on TV starring Folin Carrell and Famie Joxx...

It was a show of powderful england in the mid 18th century, with jock straps... and bungalows. I know you're thinking Deuce Bigalow, but actually his real name is Beuce Digalow and he has no relationship to gungbalow, err i mean bungaow. Even Ali G would be proud of this naming convention. (thats in I.T. Terminology). Not like the black adder, starring that dude with a doll... so folin Carrel and FAmie Joxx were pornstars in Miami, in the day but at night they became Turd some Long and Skin cut short. Together they would fight crime around cuba... and sometimes guantanamo bay... you know... just in case...

there on da cuban island, they were running a nuklear experiment. no, spidey here coz spidey is relaxing after getting mary jane (if you know what i mean... heh heh) so suddenly one mice (YES I SPELL IT CORRECT)(*Ed: one mice, two mouses?)...jumped into the carema and made funny farting sounds. This was the warcry of turd some long... he told skin cut short to tap some bong and park the bat mobile. too bad no gas coz they spent all the money buying ice lemon tea and one pickle onion.

on the island, they discovered a businesswoman name Long Gi, long long hair of course who knew how to infiltrate the matrix. she was the architechts hoochi. (yup colonel sanders also needs a hoochi) and off the three of them went fighting crime.