New word definitions
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Experience: The name people give to their mistakes.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
This is so true. Especially the one about the office being a place to relax after a strenuous social life. I salute whoever came up with this. LOL