Cease and Desist
REF: Account # http://unklebus.blogspot.com
Dear Silly non-intellectual wannabe blogger:
You are hereby notified under provisions of Universal Blog Laws: Intellectual Posts 95-109 and 99-361, also known as the Intellectual Postings Act, has been violoated by the blog referenced above.
You and your organization must CEASE & DESIST all attempts to post non-intellectual material and stupid questions for verification of the clebberestest mosts intelligentesttest non-blogger intellectual. Failure to comply with this law will result in my immediately filing a complaint with the Universal Blog Commission and the Intellectual Non-blogger Damn Clebberestest Blogosphericalista Attorney General's (INDCBAG) office. I will pursue all criminal and civil claims against you and your company.
Let this letter also serve as your warning that I may utilize telephone recording devices in order to document any telephone conversations that we may have in the future.
Furthermore, if any negative information is placed on my bureau reports by your blog after receipt of this notice, this will cause me to file suit against you and your organization, both personally, corporately, universally and intelligently, to seek any and all legal remedies available to me by law and by the all knowing single most intelligent non-blogger on the face of this planet, solar system and universe hereby known as AKSMINotFotPSSaU.
Give this matter the attention it deserves!
And have a nice day.
Attorney Douche-bag for AKSMINotFotPSSaU-all-mighty
Technorati Tags: 2006, unklebus, intelligent, non-blogger, letter, law
Dear Silly non-intellectual wannabe blogger:
You are hereby notified under provisions of Universal Blog Laws: Intellectual Posts 95-109 and 99-361, also known as the Intellectual Postings Act, has been violoated by the blog referenced above.
You and your organization must CEASE & DESIST all attempts to post non-intellectual material and stupid questions for verification of the clebberestest mosts intelligentesttest non-blogger intellectual. Failure to comply with this law will result in my immediately filing a complaint with the Universal Blog Commission and the Intellectual Non-blogger Damn Clebberestest Blogosphericalista Attorney General's (INDCBAG) office. I will pursue all criminal and civil claims against you and your company.
Let this letter also serve as your warning that I may utilize telephone recording devices in order to document any telephone conversations that we may have in the future.
Furthermore, if any negative information is placed on my bureau reports by your blog after receipt of this notice, this will cause me to file suit against you and your organization, both personally, corporately, universally and intelligently, to seek any and all legal remedies available to me by law and by the all knowing single most intelligent non-blogger on the face of this planet, solar system and universe hereby known as AKSMINotFotPSSaU.
Give this matter the attention it deserves!
And have a nice day.
Attorney Douche-bag for AKSMINotFotPSSaU-all-mighty
Technorati Tags: 2006, unklebus, intelligent, non-blogger, letter, law