This is how bad I need my coffee...

By UnkleBus

I need my coffee
And I need it bad
It gives me that buzz
Later wished I never had

Only black will do
Don’t settle for anything less
The milk reduces the flavour
What’s with the creaminess?

Americano, come to my aid
What size, the barista asked
Venti please… or anything bigger
Or could you fill up my flask?

I want it iced I forget to mention
Its ok sir, here you go
Thank you, enjoy your coffee
And see you tomorrow