Nutella Phlegm

By UnkleBus
Sing this to the tune of "Radiohead - High & Dry". ENJOY!

Nutella Phlegm

Two jars in an hour
I bet you think that’s pretty healthy don’t you boy?
Flying on that sugar high oh
Hyper, jumping, running until you drop
You’d feel a little heat-y inside you
Kill yourself to never ever stop
You coughed another terror
You’re turning into something you are not

Nutella phlegm, nutella phlegm
Nutella phlegm, nutella phlegm

Sticky sweet in conversation
You will be the one who cannot talk
All your insides feel like purging
You just sit there wishing you could still eat more
Health freaks are the ones who’ll hate you
When you think you’ve got to have one more
We’re the ones who’ll spit on them
They’ll be the ones screaming out…

Nutella phlegm, nutella phlegm
Nutella phlegm, nutella phlegm

It's the best thing that you ever had,
The best thing that you ever, ever had
It's the best thing that you ever had,
The best thing you ever had has turned to phlegm

Nutella phlegm, nutella phlegm
Nutella phlegm, nutella phlegm